Airplane LOLs: People Discuss Most Hilarious Conversations They Overheard on Flights

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    Font - Posted by u/TheRealWhoDat 9 hours ago What's the craziest thing you've overheard on a plane?
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    Font - _joeBone 9 hr. ago I was flying solo into Orlando. The woman next to me was so excited about her new boyfriends boat and was going on and fu ng on about how excited she was for this trip.
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    Font - I nodded and put my headphones in and about 1 minute later, she grabbed the cord on my headphone and pulled it out of my ear so she could blather on about it... I asked her if she had lost her mother fu-'-ing mind. 3.6k Reply Share
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    Font - itsrae2you 8 hr. ago I was sat next to a teenage boy and his dad. The kid was telling his dad how much he loved the song "se al healing" by Marvin Gaye, when the kid was finally done talking the dad just looked at him and said "you're a vi jin" 1.7k Reply Share
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    Font - Engineering . 9 hr. ago "I've told you many times Brenda, I am not shaving my b lls! It's my b Ils and I'm a man!" 737 ⇓ Reply Share
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    Font - UpToNoGood140 . 9 hr. ago "We aren't cleared to taxi at the moment. We should be taking off within an hour." ✩ 1.0k Reply Share
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    Font - KittikatB · 9 hr. ago Some guy told his partner that she didn't need more yarn and every woman in earshot promptly told him how wrong he was. 1.3k Reply Share
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    Font - DeousPascitCorvos · 5 hr. ago Not so much what he said, but I sat next to this fully grown man that was playing plants vs zombies the whole 3 hour flight with incredible enthusiasm. Everytime a plant got
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    Font - eaten or he ki d a difficult zombie he'd jump in his seat, pump his fist and aggressively whisper yeerrsss, YEERRSSS, gert em yessss.... ↑ 1.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - jdmillar86 2 hr. ago This isn't "crazy" but its definitely the most fun I've had on a plane: This guy introduced himself as "Caribbean Boy," chatted with nearly everyone on the plane, asked them what their plans were,
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    Font - complimented everyone, then started singing (Bob Marley type stuff). He had most of the passengers clapping along, everyone was smiling. Most charismatic man I ever met. 523 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Damolisher2 · 9 hr. ago "Yo, are those snakes OK back there?" 332 Reply Share
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    Font - lpcoolj1 7 hr. ago I was sitting next to a dad and his daughter who was about 5. He was super cool and was chatting away while his daughter started talking to me. She was so sweet and bubbly.
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    Font - And gave wayyy to much information to me. She said something along the lines of " I went to my grandma and grandpas house and they're married, I wish my dad would marry my mom but they can't talk to each other but I always
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    Font - wish they were married like my grandma and grandpa." Her dad would have been horrified. And I was just sad. 535 Reply Share
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    Font - 2hahahha2 · 5 hr. ago The absolute mayhem that broke out when the captain announced that we were in fact not gonna get to take off because of night air traffic restrictions at our destination after we had been sitting and
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    Font - waiting in the aircraft for 2 hours already... That entire evening was just a great mess, first we had to wait for a flight attendant who was called from stand by, then we finally got to board the plane, but apparently the airline had a severe ground staff shortage so there was no
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    Font - one to get the luggage onto the plane, when the luggage was there we didn't have a tow, then the captain told us we wouldn't get landing clearance at our destination but that we couldn't deplane either, because, well, ground staff shortage, and the
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    Font - only guy who was allowed to attach the jetbridge was busy with other planes, so we sat there for another 2 hours, absolute horror for the flight attendants, cause people were raging and didn't understand that the airline employees pn the plane had nothing to do
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    Font - with rescheduling/ compensation/ or the reasons for this mess in general... I actually kinda enjoyed the whole thing, turned out to become a little adventure, I got to transfer to another airport in the city, spent the night there and flew out with a better
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    Font - airline the next morning, paid by the original airline + cancellation compensation, but man poor flight attendants 272 Reply Share
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    Font - clever_whitty_name · 3 hr. ago Ohh. I got this one... Passenger W is struggling to get his luggage into the overhead compartment and passenger E seated next to me starts getting upset. W's carry- on clearly doesn't fit.
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    Font - E speaks up saying to be careful because his luggage is there. Flight attendant comes over and says passenger W needs to check his bag. W grows increasingly disturbed, but it works out.
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    Font - Then W says to the flight attendant "I'm sorry, it's just that I haven't taken my medication. I get so nervous with all these body bags on board. You know I have b parts in my luggage."
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    Font - Passenger E turns to me and says, "did you hear that? I just have a laptop in my luggage!" Reply Share 267
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    Font - Poultrygeist74 · 6 hr. ago On a flight from Honolulu to LA, I hear a woman say, "Why are there so many white people on this plane?" 239 Reply Share

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